hov seat
the creative use of random sh-t to make your p-ssenger seat looks like there’s a person in it so you can ride in the hov lane without getting pulled over. one may use blow up dolls, luggage, bedding, or simply a shirt on the seat and a hat on the headrest to achieve this deception.
my hov seat is created using a large t-shirt around the seat with a pillow tucked under it and a ball cap on the headrest. for extra effect, i slide the seat all the way forward. works like a charm.
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