Hovan
nickname of a fat b-st-rd named donovan jones. he constantly eats pies (g-ddfry’s or fray bentos). plays with his lego all day and all night. never actually speaks human words but mumbles jiberish out of his -rs-.
“xshgxvye xwqhewd xwvs3yyr frifr”, says donovan.
“shut the f-ck up, hovan”
“jwsyws eiiude” he replies, holding his dog’s b-ll-cks in one hand and a pie in the other.
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