Hoverfly


if you’re a hoverfly, you’re effectively in the friend zone and you’re just hovering around a girl you can never have. you’re a sideman when this happens and no one rates you.
think about it – what do hover flies do? nothing.
sideman – “i bought jayqueesha some shoes yesterday – she said she loved me as a brother!”

john – “look at you – you dirty hoverfly you’re a top sideman and your shape-up looks like a key-hole”

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