how do you do?


somewhat archaic greeting. was popular in england in polite society before the 50s.

the phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter – if read as written there’s only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. the question could be construed as ‘doing’ your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on s-xual acts, but rather to greet.
jack: how do you do?
jill: i am well jack, and yourself?
how are you
just askin’ how do you do.
(noun) a prudish way of saying p-n-s, used by dr. elliot reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.
never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!
the nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person’s -n-s and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say “how do you do?”
“i want to give my girlfriend a how do you do, but i’m concerned that she’s a little too tight.”
“well, practice makes perfect.”
any form of s-x

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