how to
a common random phrase heard on sp-ce cowboy online, usually from n00bs and newbs, asking for some kind of information which is normally either common sense or self-explanitory. to use this phrase properly, you must:
a) never introduce yourself when you log on;
b) never ever rtfm or in-game searchable faq or sco website
c) never ever ever have a good enough grasp of the english
language to ask the question properly or understand the
answer, and:
d) never ever ever ever type in anything but all caps.
e) never ever ever ever whatever you do say please or thank
you.
jrandomn00b : how to walk!?
veterandude : your character is controlled by moving the
mouse and pressing and the left and right mouse b-ttons
nerfherder4 : wtflol?!!!33forty-five
jrandomn00b : how to take off!?!?
veterandude : press the “take off” b-tton at the bottom of your screen
bystander66 : lmf–
jrandomn00b : how to fly!?!?!?
veterandude : i give up, man, i really do
bystander66 : ‘how to think for myself?’
nerfherder4 : ‘how to live?’
a set of online instructions doc-menting how to do something. generally used by linux geeks.
i couldn’t figure out the problem after spending eight hours reading various man pages so i finally went onlie and searched for a howto.
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