Howard City, MI
small cr-p hole town in west michigan, right off the highway surrounded my corn. the high school graduates about 150 students a year, some drop out or get knocked up. usually if you are born here, you are stuck here. there aren’t any fast food restaurants so you’d have to go a town or two over to eat mcdonalds, bk, or whatever else you fancy. most people have summer teeth or no hair. b-ms seem to flock here as well as drunks. there is one motel, but i would not stay there. not a lot goes on in this rink-a-d-nk town, but the kids that do get out and get a life, are totally amazing!
dude: man, we had to stop in howard city, mi to get gas. i’m glad i don’t live there.
bud: yeah i know what you mean, it’s more like howard sh-tty!
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