Howard Story
a short tale that essentially begins with a purpose, missing that purpose completely, making no logical sense and usually leaving those who listen troubled and confused; the opposite of anecdotes.
person 1: yo man the other day i tripped this guy and he fell.
-1 minutes later-
person 2: wait…was that the whole story? wow you just told a howard story
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