howfi
conjunction of the phrase “how about if i”
howfi go to the market to pick up groceries?
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when you are in red lion, pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer. … “when mort and cait found trixie her two p-ssengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their -sses. i think they were hoofed”
- Hoofha
another way to say haha or bullsh-t “thats a bunch of hoofha” “hoofha ur hilarious!”
- hoof rot
a condition of the foot in which mushrooms grow between your toes. see foot fungus. my feet itch and burn so bad, i think i have a moderate case of hoof rot. used in parts of scotland to describe venereal infection or disease, usually amongst fat women, hoof, like camel toe she’s got a dose […]
- beerweed
one who’s age matches their iq. they often have a “420” somewhere in their user name. a person who joins an internet message bored to do nothing but asks stupid inane questions. this person is regarded as flame bait. origin: an infamous puppet of the same name. “what’s with the flood of inane questions today?” […]
- Hooftenguffers
a amusing word to use (instead of swearing) when you are completely f’d up outta your mind and something goes wrong. -trippin on mushrooms, stumbling to your car, when you drop your keys- “ah hooftenguffers”