HPF
high potential to be fat
guy 1: “yo man you should totally dump that girl”
guy 2: “why man she’s really hot”
guy 1: “yea but she has hpf”
guy 2 “?”
guy 1: “high potential to be fat”
guy 2: “ok thanks”
1 more definition
acronym: a highly payed freak
michael m. domach is an hpf!!! (this man is at a prestigious university: cmu, he is highly paid, but treats his students like lab rats and makes them memorize infinite amounts of work. they must treat their lives at college like a maze, and must find the cheese at the end of the lectures: he is a freak!!!…the ultimate characteristic of this freak is that he wrote “introduction to biomedical engineering” beware of this freak!!! )
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