HPM


harry potter marathon;
the long term watching of a movie about a small boy wizard and his magical friends.
hey guys, are you going to that wicked hpm later on?!
humps per minute
man, when i was doing it with that chick my hpm was over a 150, it was hardcore.
short for “humps per minute”, h.p.m. is used as a velocity measurement during s-x.
“last night jill and i had s-x at atleast 75 h.p.m. last night”
a group of four dazzling young adults who enjoy cupcakes, puns and sartorialising. usually involves 3 especially good female friends, each of whom are truly fabulous, and one wombat who tags along because he has no other friends.

a hpm is a person, hpm are a group, the hpms are the group.
i’m going out with hpm today

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