HSAS aka Lehman
a school for gentle babies.
hsas aka lehman serves creamed peas and bottles of milk to their students. their mascot is a rattle. every desk has it’s own mobile. nap time is a cl-ss. babies get graded based on their ability to sleep through the night without crying. welcome to preschool 9th graders:)
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