HTD
acronym for hoes these days. a parody of the phrase, “kids these days,” and is used in a similar fashion to the original phrase.
htd is a common immediate remark in response to learning something about a particular ho (or hoes) that directly defines them as a ho.
rather than being slander against hoes, htd is more often a phrase that accepts that hoes will be hoes and that we are powerless to change them.
htd can be used as a direct diss but it’s considered bad form since it’s more elegant to just call a ho a ho.
ho: “i didn’t cheat… it was only a bl-wj-b!”
non-ho: -smacks ho- “d-mn htd…”
ho: “sorry, i ate all your chicken.”
non-ho: -sigh- “htd…”
a hug transmitted disease; an illness that can be caught in the simple act of hugging someone
person 1: dude, you don’t look so good.
person 2: yeah, i got an htd from my girlfriend.
person 1: that sucks! don’t give it to me!
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we just got our -ss kicked by htd
you really think you can beat htd
hannah transmitted diseases. you get them by touching her. or her stroking you. jonathan has many of them. so do all the people with the initials bh.
i got htds from hooking up with hannah.
hoes these days; used my males in disgust at how women of generation “y” are mostly manipulative sl-ts
a: man that b-tch cheated on me!
b: htd man htd
hug
transmitted
disease
similar to an std, except made up, it is the excuse teachers give for why you can’t hug in skool.
guy 1: k, well i guess i’ll see you in pe.
girl 1: ok bye.
-girl 1 hugs guy one-
teacher 1: no hugging in school! do you want to get arm herrpies??? it’s the most common htd.
-teacher 1 and girl 1 walk away in opposite directions-
-guy 2 walks up-
guy 2: wow, mrs. teacher 1 is evil.
guy 1: i know there isn’t even such thing.
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