hu on the reg


to hook up on the regular
there once was a boy named julian o’toole
who wanted to be the most fly kid in school
though he had lots of friends, and they liked him a lot
he wanted to be at the totem-pole top

so he pictured those boys in the social elite
and wondered aloud, “but what makes them so neat?
i’m smarter than they, and i think that i’m hot,
so what do they have that i haven’t got?”

julian imagined them all: micky d and brad j,
and their cheerleader girlfriends named sue and renee
and of course there was doug, and his f-ck-buddy peg
“but i’ve got it!” he cried. “they all hu on the reg!”

now “hu on the reg” – just what does that mean?
is it something you do? is it something obscene?
it can mean many things, like making out on a date,
or meeting each thursday to go fornicate

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