Hubcap sex
the process of inserting your genetalia into one of the many holes of a hubcap that had fallen off a car. usually done by mentally r-t-rded persons who fantacize about having s-x with their own cars. this is usally done to subarus, toyotas, lincolns and hyundais. once the person has finished the action, they will usually -j-c-l-t- pre-maturely all over the curb infront of their home and run away. there have been over 384 cases of hubcap s-x reported in the year 2005, and the population is rising, we must prevent these repulsive and abusive activities done by elderly men.
dude, i went outside to get the early newspaper and saw my neighbor mr. rogers engaging in hubcap s-x with my other neighbor’s old 1998 toyota carolla hubcap.
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