Hubcap Spinners


no, seriously. as ghetto-fab as the real ones are, i saw some of these hubcaps that were spinners that a mexican had on his pile of sh-t! i laughed for days. what makes it funnier is that the dumb f-ck was not even kidding.
i’m so glad that our nations role models are r-t-rded, ignorant rappers. we can thank people like ludacris for introducing spinners. but they’re soooo expensive. if only they came as hubcap spinners, then any broke–ss r-t-rded, ignorant f-ck on the planet can have them.

uber gay hubcap spinners
also known as hoopcap speeners. they are the poor man’s way of feeling like a baller and they can make any car look like a peice of chit. mexicans are the only people that find these attractive. im not being racist, just telling the truth mang.
example: “ohh mang! he has hoopcap speeners! th-ss lie, 100 horsepowerss mang!”
translation: “oh man! he has hubcap spinners! that adds 100 horsepower to his car by making it seem like it looks cool!”

example 2: “ay mang, i poot sung hupcap speeners y un esspoiler on mi 1987 astronvang. now iss lie, 600 horsepowerrss!”
translation 2: “hey man, i put some hubcap spinners and a 6 foot spoiler on my 1987 astrovan and it looks like its really fast to me and my mexican friends.”
a hard plastic look-alike rim that spins when you stop
that van has hubcap spinners????????

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