Hudge

the spelling of huge if you’re r-t-rded.
monica told adam that he is hudge.
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a thing so big that the original “huge” is inadequate. without the luxury of using body language or tone of voice to express the magnitude of something, and lacking a diverse vocabulary, the minions of internet forums require something more than “huge”. hudge is that word. it’s 25% longer and the spelling implies an extra half syllable in its pr-nunciation.
“you were killing it bro! that jump was hudge!”
“fkna brah, with conditions like this i’ll be hucking hudge air all day.”
1. noun – t-rd. number 2. p–p. mr. hanky. specifically, a t-rd that, no matter how hard you try at completion of deployment, you cannot wipe away it’s memory. (anonym would be a one-wiper).
2. verb – the act of performing number 2. taking a dump. pinching a loaf.
1. i’ve gone through 2 rolls of toilet paper as a result of birthing this hudge.
2. after drinking myself silly and gorging on mexican food last night, i must hudge like a bandit this morning!
a laugh consisting of vigorous hand rubbing accompanied by raspy grunts of the word hudge. also used following an exciting event.
bob hudged when chris fell off the diving board.
b-mping shoulders with a person as a sign of affection that takes the place of a hug when hugging would be uncomfortable.
hug + nudge = hudge
“it’s too cold for me to take my hands out of my pockets and hug you, just give a hudge really quickly.”
hudge is the correct pr-nunciation for the abreviated spelling of the words “home grown”, hg = hudge.
tom brought some hudge, do you have a big couch?
to post illicit naked pictures of yourself on the web, especially if you’re famous for being “good”

comes from the time vanessa hudgens plastered her naked self all over the internet, much to the chagrine of children, and the delight of all fifty year old perverts everywhere
“dude, paris just totally pulled a hudge!”

“big deal”