hula popper


refers to the state of a broken condom after 1) vigorous thrusting during s-x or 2) unusually voluminous s-m-n discharge. “hula” comes from the appearance of the condom, which resembles a hula hoop around the p-n-s.
after climax, the couple noticed that their vigorous lovemaking had resulted in a hula popper.
a hula popper is a ridiculous fishing lure that is mentioned only by country music singers and the occaisional country music singer wannabe..and texans. it’s a flipping lure. we refer this definition to brad paisley’s song “ain’t nothin’ like”.
his song is a prime example of why people whose names sound like a yogurt/cereal should not be in the country music business. not any music business for that matter. not anywhere at all.
“ain’t nothin’ like throwing a hula popper
draggin’ it across a spot a big ‘un oughta be
and ain’t nothin’ like having him for supper
with some good hush puppies and some sweet iced tea”

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