Hulked a Condom


when a man is too big for a condom that he goes all bruce banner and busts out of it hulk style.
i just hulked a condom for the second time tonight!

i should get magnum xl’s cause i just keep hulking condoms!
when you break a condom while having s-x because you were giving it to her like the hulk.
i was giving it to her good and i hulked a condom!

i need magnum xl’s because i just keep hulking condoms

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