human been


term used to describe a dead human being.
archaeologist 1: what does it look like?
gerontologist: a human been
rheologist: oh yeah. there’s the stone it was carrying when it was crushed.
ghost: yep – he took the top escalator
1 more definition
a person who thinks they’re clever and beyond the scope of most people.

someone who considers them self to have already lived an existence. to have already been human.
– was that person ever human?
– yup. they were a human been before they got their doctorate in philosophy and existentialism.

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