human being
an ent-ty who carries stories the way other ent-ties carry bits of twig or children with big eyes or a carapace.. i cannot say the human being has a set of appendages or that he or she has language. it’s not about that. it’s not about movement. it’s not about sounds that are held in the body. when i boil up a human being (which is horrible to think about, i’m sorry), i get: narrative. as the distinguishing trait.
i mean, she broke up with me, but she broke up with me in the morning. she was a real human being about it, you know? she spent the night.
a parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. it is ignorant and doesn’t listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable att-tude. this parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since eve ate that d-mn apple.
woolly mammoth 1: “did you hear about that new species called “human beings”?”
woolly mammoth 2: “ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant”
woolly mammoth 1: “i know, huh? i bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world”
woolly mammoth 2: ya. probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds”
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