human diaper


the unsubtle version of c-nt for red october, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. then you proceed to rip -ss.
i ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.

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