Human Dumbell
a position utilized by h-m-s-xuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his -n-s and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.
john: you won’t believe what ted and rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
bo: is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
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