human petri dish


a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.
alan is such a human petri dish. he always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.
a. someone who continuously sticks needles into their skin: medically and heroinically.

b. someone who allows experiments on themselves.
“that guy must be a human petri dish, son of a b-tch has moss growing on his face.”

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