human roomba
that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around the floor eating garbage. also known as a “hoomba/humba”.
the hottest clubs in new york have rooms full of human roombas.
when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.
“dude i need to vacuum my house”
“we don’t have time for that, just put mikey on a skateboard and he’ll do it for you, he’ll be a human roomba”
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