Human Sized Sloth



a human sized sloth (hss) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to cl-ss.
human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). they are largely found in the ann arbor, michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
how many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over p-sses?! they’re just not fast enough!

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