Human Slip and Slide
a group of people lay side by side covered in body oil. they must lay on their stomach and be completely nude. the speediest friend you have must take a speedy running start and dive across their bodies with his/her tongue out. hopefully they have a large enough tongue to get a lick of every b-tt. at the end of the slide, a large man must have his b-tthole raised up just enough so that your face lands in a stinky pile of garbage.
the first eight b-ttholes of this human slip and slide were fine, but that huge guy at the end made my whole face stink like someone dragged their stinky n-ts-ck across it.
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