human wet blanket
when someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
him: “take off that duvet girl, i’ve got that good human wet blanket coming your way”
her: “fine, but i hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish”
him: “snore noise…”
when someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
him: “take off that duvet girl, i’ve got that good human wet blanket coming your way”
her: “fine, but i hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish”
him: “snore noise…”
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