Humbert hardon
a subtle indication of an older man’s l-st for a young girl. named after the celebrated pedo humbert humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of vladimir nabokov’s “lolita”.
as the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. i got a creepy feeling that he had a humbert hardon.
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