Humbertico


a fast -ss m-f- that runs fast as f-ck. he has no problem telling belen they blow at every sport cuz he know they soft. he got pride in columbus and is part of one of the best teams in the nation. he also sleeps in mostly every cl-ss and is failing chemistry
-girl #1- d-mn look at that kid run, hes s-xy as fuhh. -girl #2- yeah it must be humbertico

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