Humble Tebow


after replacing your girlfriend’s vibrator with fresh batteries, taking a knee and praising g-d whilst claiming credit for all her -rg-sms.
i was too drunk to f-ck, so i humble tebowed so my girlfriend wouldn’t get too p-ssed.

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