humdudgeon
a word to describe:
1) a person down on his/her luck
2) a grumpy f-ckwad
3) someonewho sits in the corner of parties angrily eyeing guests, or pervertedly leering at the young female guests
4) someone who sits in the corner at a party poking other guests as they walk by…usually with a drink in their hands.
also known asa high-dudgeon
one: “yo, dude! who invited the humdudgeon?”
two: “i dunno, but that f-ckwad keeps h-ttin’ on claire.”
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