hummus
a dip/spread (commonly eaten on pita bread) made from mushed chickpeas, garlic, and lemon juice. believed to have originated in the middle east, it is popular in america with vegetarians and college students (no one else seems to know it exists.) it’s quite good, and has a nice zing to it–delicious with lime tortilla chips.
also spelled humus (one m), although this spelling can also refer to decaying plant or animal matter. when writing appetiser menus for formal banquets (especially those banquets including guests familar with horticulture), it is probably best to stick with h-u-m-m-u-s. (though you must admit, h-u-m-u-s is bound to get a priceless reaction or two.)
first horticulturist: mmm, this spread is delicious. what is it?
second horticulturist: -check menu- …humus.
-the pair exchange looks of horror and faint dead away-
p-ssing college student: -eats remaining hummus-
hummus is a delicious lebanese dip. it’s usually eaten on pita bread any time of the day, with any meal. it’s made with chick peas, garlic, lemon juice, and salt. it’s also great on steak!
ex. could you p-ss the hummus?
an interesting, seemingly multipurpose chickpea concoction that plays a ubiquitous role in the adam sandler film you don’t mess with the zohan.
“what is hummus?”
“it’s a very tasty, diarrhea-like substance!”
1. a thick sauce made of mashed chickpeas, garlic, and lemon juice.
2. see: splooge.
ugh, my hands are covered in… hummus.
you came out a hummus (yazata hummus)
it was a stupid thing to do,
you came out a hummus.
hummus is the lumpy residue that is farmed from under the folds of obese people.
hey tara, lift up your shirt so i can scoop out some hummus from under your back-flap. this cracker’s too dry on its own.
a s-xual desire by both men and women, females describing it as hummus, where as men describe it as hummas. it is cl-ssified in three seperate divisions, the first being extremely good hummus, the second being sub-par hummus, and the third being sloppy hummus.
“dude.. hummus in the bathroom right now.”
“yo, she won’t give you hummus, your not worthy of it.”
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