hummusexual
a hummus-xual is a person who spreads hummus on his w-lly and then gets sucked off.
especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
shlomo declared his hummus-xual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with rebecca.
the moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
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