hump and dump
having s-x with a girl then totally ignoring her
i hump and dump the girls that talk to much
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the art of dating “chasing” a woman to the
point when she falls for you, then you sleep
together and you stop calling her , and just be a total -sshole.
tom- hey jeff what happend to jen?
jeff- oh dude she was a hump and dump lol
tom- sweet
when you are dating a chick and know its going down hill so you bang her and then dump her the next day.
“are you and that chick breakin up soon?”
“yeah i think imma hump and dump her.”
when a male finds a partner (usually a cheap hooker) and takes them to a motel/hotel and rents a room on the top floor. they proceed to have s-x, and during s-x, the man secretly inches over towards the window while still having s-x. he then places the girl belly down in the open window frame and does her “doggystyle”. when he is ready to finish, he speeds up, splooges, then quickly pushes her out the window. it is favored by many because it allows you to finish inside your partner and not have to pay a single penny, but do this act with caution, as it is murder.
bob: “dude did you hear that bill accidentally hump and dumped janet?”
jim: “yeah, that sucks! they were going to get married!”
when your plowing a girl from behind, and you c-m in her -ss, an she then puts her -ss over your face, and sh-ts it in your face.
dude last nite i got it with that new french girl, and after i came in her -ss she sh-t it out in my face!! she gave me the good old hump and dump!
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