Hump-n-dump


pretend to be in love in order to f-ck a chick, and then dump her right away! don’t tell her, just disappear!
a person who does the hump-n-dump is called “humpty dumpty”.
the act of having s-x and then breaking up with that chick/dude immediately afterward.
hey dude, you totally pulled a hump n dump last night with that chick! right on brah!
the act of hit and run

a one night stand
that joe gave the ho the ole hunpndump
when you have s-x with a girl (or boy) and then run to the bathroom to unload a large duce
dude i just humpndumped a girl last night and totally clogged her toilet
dropping a deuce after s-x.
melly, i’ll brb. i have to take a hump ‘n dump.

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