hump the bump
this funny little saying was created by my sweetie during my pregnancy. and it was to have s-x laying over my tummy in about my 5th or 6th month..and being h-rny its more then a lot of fun..
…..aww come on jake..its been days…lets hump the b-mp…and i will make us waffles..how that for a deal??
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