Humped and Dumped
when you or your partner had s-x and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.
when a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their “diagnosis”
– “b-tch, i thought you loved me! i thought we were going to have a life together…”
– “hold on, i’m not done yet.”
– “you gave bad hummers anyway.”
– “guess it’s a great time to tell you that i was trying to hit on your hot friend.”
– “does this mean i have to pay you the $100 now?”
– “ha-ha! enjoy my gonorrea.”
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