Humperdinck


a personality disorder in which the person with the disorder displays grandiose behavior, fake smiles, uncontrollable anger and an aversion to percussive sounds in a consistent tempo and instruments in pitch. usually the afflicted are also tone deaf, drink heavily and cannot tolerate anyone with a backbone. for some unknown reason women over the age of 65 are vey attracted to the afflicted. no cure has been found to date.
1. arnie is a humperdinck
2. george has humperdincked all over the place.

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