humphrey bogarting


a snazzier version of “beaugarding.”

to idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
he doesn’t care that he’s humphrey bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his f-cking cigarette.

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