humpkin

the act of giving yourself a handy while taking a glorious dump resulting in humpkin.
“f-cking woke up to my roommate taking an -rg-smic sh-t in my bathroom. seriously going, and i quote, “ooooooooooh oooh ooooooooooooooooooohhh oh”. had to hit him with the “give yourself a humpkin in your own bathroom”…he then proceeds to finish and walk out without washing his hands.
one who has a uncontrollable desire to hump any time during the day/night.
1. kate is my favorite little humpkin.
the act of taking a sh-t on the person while recieving a bl-wj-b.

comparable to a blumpkin, but this act involves the poo to go on the person rather than the toilet.
it is a human blumpkin…. hence, humpkin

only people who are disgusting do this lol… it a bit off from a cleveland steam roller
girl 1: i dont know what to get my bf for his birthday.
girl 2: just give him a blumpkin this year.
girl 1: i did that last year, i need to up it
girl 2: give him a humpkin
girl 1: a what?
girl 2: give him a bl-wj-b and instead of him pooing in the toilet he’ll poo on you.
girl 1: that’s a great idea!
to cut a small or big circular hole in a pumkin to have s-xual intercourse with. for best use leave the pumkin guts in and heat in the microwave.
once again todd struck out on halloween and ended up making sweet love to a humpkin all night long.
the act of making a pumpkin
let’s h-t the skins and humpkin
a s-x session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a sh-t while another person gives the sh-tter a bl-w j-b; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence humpkin.
“my you really humped my face while i was giving you a grumpkin jimmy.”

“ah yes, cynthia, i did not want you to do all the work my dear. that was a humpkin”