hundred-yard hottie
term given to a female to describe she is beautiful from afar, or until closer inspection.
you see a girl with a nice -ss and short skirt across the parking lot but can’t make out her face, you say…
“there’s a hundred-yard hottie that’s lookin’ d-mn fine”
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