hung like a hamster

slang for having a below average sized p-n-s. became “famous” by brad pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.
bradd pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “i don’t know if that’s true — i’m hung like a hamster.”
2 more definitions
when a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. when said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.

dude 1: hey ladies, i’m hung like a hamster!!!
girl 1: haha!, lol!, rofl! lets do it!

tip: this term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with “hey ladies, i have good game!” see: i have good game here on urban dictionary for more details.

dude 1: hey ladies, i’m hung like a hamster!!!
girl 1: thats neat.
dude 1: no seriously, i have good game!
girl 1: haha!, lol!, rofl! lets do it!
although most people think “hung like a hamster” means having a small p-n-s, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters p-n-s’ are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your d-ck almost touches the ground.
person 1: man, i’m hung like a hamster.
person 2: so you have a small p-n-s?
person 1: nah man it’s a centimeter from the ground!