Hungarian Grasshopper
a man gets into a position with legs folded back against his -ss (feet and forelegs are perpendicular to each other). he then leans back putting his hands on the ground behind his back, similar to a bridge. the woman stands over him, expecting something tremendous, and, when she is least expecting it, the man springs off of his hands and legs, ramming his juicy c-ck into the woman’s delicate p-ssy, causing her to juice in one fell blow.
when i was expecting something different, he leapt up and rammed his c-ck into my cooch, causing me to c-m instantly, a hungarian gr-sshopper done perfectly.
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