Hungarian Mudslide
the hungarian mudslide is a s-xual act involving 2 ladies and 1 very lucky man. the man begins by receiving f-ll-t– from the woman with less volatile bowels while he stands in a mostly to completely upright position. at that point the second woman, who has previously ingested a diarrhea inducing laxative, projectile diarrheas all over the man’s chest. the pop should run down the man’s chest, and if done properly will drench his testes at the precise moment that the man climaxes in the first woman’s throat. the combination s-m-n and diarrhea taste is reminiscent of the alcoholic beverage called the mudslide, except instead of irish cream it’s genuine man cream, and instead of kahlua it’s diarrhea.
colin: “hey man what happened with those chicks you took home last night?”
hoopman: “well, it started like any other after party. we did lines of c-ke off each others b-tt cracks, then after 3 or 4 rails, and the threat of physical harm, i got the slores to give me a hungarian mudslide.”
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a s-x act. it involves 2 ladies and 1 guy. step 1: lady #1 gives the guy a bl-wj-b, while the guy sh-ts in the second lady’s mouth. step 2: lady #2 gets sick and takes a diarrhea dump on the guy’s chest. the sh-t should flow down the guy’s chest, and it should drench his genitals at the same time the guy -j-c-l-t-s in lady #1’s throat. the sh-t/c-m taste is reminiscent of the irish alcoholic drink mudslide, only it’s 100% natural man cream instead of irish cream, and diarrhea instead of kahlua.
i’d love a hungarian mudslide tonight.
the act of defecating on a s-xual partner’s chest, followed by using his / her newly created and slippery torso as a slide.
….so tonight i’m going over to julie’s house because she’s been nagging me for a hungarian mudslide since i found her in that dumpster…
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