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• hurt carl with quarters

  when you eat nothing but quarters for a week. then p–p all that into a sock and beat someone with it. i liked the new illinois quarter that i ate nothing but them and hurt carled with quarters the inventor.

• Rip a J

  to have s-xual intercourse; typically -ssociated with manipulative, deceptive, or unemotional s-x, but can simply be used to describe the activity if one feels uncomfortable with using the word “s-x.” the “j” refers to the slang term for v-g-n-: “vajayjay” “what did you do this weekend? rip a j?” “h-ll yeah, man.”

• rishabhing

  to sleep through a difficult cl-ss and still get an a in it. inspired by a boy of indian origin named rishabh, who has such smarts. tom: rishabh, wake up! rishabh: oh, sorry man. -yawn- tom: what’s your grade in this cl-ss? rishabh: an a! tom: … i wish i could be rishabhing. ———

• heavy hair

  when people try to convey a sense of sympathy (most likely insincere) by leaning their head as if their hair’s weight is too much. ugh. when i got laid off, all my coworkers approached me with heavy hair.

• Randazzo-Rich

  negligently spending and flaunting of a temporary amount of welth acquired by means other than employment. one day i hope i hit the lottery because then i’d be randazzo-rich

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