hunky funky monkey
a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. computer adicted usually.
hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with m-ssive, and i mean m-ssive, ears that could kill dumbo with a single swipe.
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