Hurky Jerky
the act of masturbating while staring at one’s own r-ct-m in the mirror.
“i wanted to watch -n-l s-x videos but my internet went down, so the best i could do was give myself a hurky jerky.”
when skipping or lag occurs in video games, computer or console.
a lack of fluid movement and a general bogged down feeling.
“when playing halo 2, on big time battles, the action can get pretty hurky jerky.”
lack of fluidity when braking in an automobile
hey! dude! watch the hurky jerkies i can’t write without my pen going all over the page
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