Hurnty Bolander


a large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. ever. he may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.
“arrrhhh sh-t mate its a hurnty bolander!” said boy 1
“uhnhhrrhnn!” said the hurnty bolander
“run for the hills!” said boy 1’s friend.

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