Hurricane Glester
lurking around the corner every weekend, a hurricane glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.
simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.
“man we got hurricane glester’d last night. he had 9 too many date rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. he called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. it was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone again, and had conceived a glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane’s destruction behind him.”
-by locking your doors you can’t stop a hurricane glester, but only hope to contain it.
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