hurricane ivan

someone who calls out someone for doing something stupid to them or just something stupid in general. but then they go ahead and do it in the future
v : why are you all up on my boyfriend for. i thought you were my best friend
k : him and ive been friends for almost 3 years. just because u guys are dating doesn’t mean him and i cant be best friends anymore.
v : well you shouldn’t be that close with him anymore. what kind of best friend does that to her best friend
-2 years later-
v is h-lla close with k’s bf. she takes pictures on his back and even invites him to her house. she calls him bae even when k and him are still dating. they facetime even more than k and her bf. basically she acts like they are dating. v basically called k out in front of the whole school just for hanging out with her bf which was her best friend for 3 years. but then 2 years later v is all up on k’s bf and the thing is v and k’s bf weren’t “best friends” until after k and her bf got together (idk if that made sense but yeah) basically v is being a hypocrite
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(1) a person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) a person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) a person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
the only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only -their- hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing
a: “i hate people that complain about other people, they’re so annoying!”
b: “shut up, hypocrite!”
1: a person who fails to practice what they preach
2: something that we all can’t help but be every once and awhile, i mean were only human, not smokey though he’s a robot.
man: you kid! stop pickin’ your nose!
kid: but your pic…
man: don’t make me tell you twice!
someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk sh-t about other people but they do it themselves.
claudia: omg, i hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.

tracey: right?… oh look here comes connie.

connie: hey guys! -walks toward claudia & tracey-

claudia & tracey: hey connie!

connie: i gotta run. sorry i can’t stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. -walks away-

claudia: bye.

tracey: see you around.

claudia: -turns to tracey- omg, did you see the dress that she’s wearing? it makes her look like a wh-r-!

tracey: -looks back at claudia with a blank stare- you’re a f-cken hypocrite. -walks away-
a taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.
“every human being on the planet is a hypocrite…good thing i’m a robot.”
george w. bush
wow, that guy’s a g dub
a self-absorbed, arrogant pr-ck who constantly p-sses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named pinky.
wow, did you hear about how brandon f-cks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being h-rny? what a f-cking hypocrite!